system-info.sh
uname -a

n00dl3s.net GNU/Linux x86_64 SMP Debian 6.1.0-17-amd64

neofetch
OS: Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm) x86_64
Host: n00dl3s.net
Kernel: 6.1.0-17-amd64
Uptime: 99.9%
Services: 2 active
services.sh
ls -la /services/public

Gitea

:3000

Git repositories

active

Home Assistant

:8123

Home automation

active
cat hidden_services.txt

Permission denied: Insufficient privileges

sudo cat other_services.txt
[sudo] password for user:
about.md
cat about.md

This server runs on Proxmox, hosting various services and projects.

I believe in open-source software and data sovereignty. Everything you see here is self-hosted on my own hardware.

System Specs (Microwave Edition):

  • CPU: 1200W Power Level (Turbo Boost when cooking popcorn)
  • RAM: 6 Minute Memory Buffer with Quick-30-Sec Extension Slots
  • Storage: 1.2 Cubic Feet of Hot Storage Space in RAID (Redundant Array of Identical Dinners)
  • Network: 2.4GHz Microwave Frequency (Warning: May interfere with WiFi)
  • Cooling: Integrated Door Vent System with Authentic Fan Noises
  • Display: 7-Segment Green LED with Blinking Clock Support
  • Input: Tactile Membrane Keyboard (Beeps Loudly for Confirmation)

* All specs rated in microwave units. Your cooking times may vary.

connect.sh
./connect.sh